Bloody stupid things stated in advertising/packaging.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Biscuits_Brown, Aug 17, 2012.

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  1. As opposed to... What? Imaginary ingredients?

    Any more?
     

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  2. Things like that bother me as well, and I shout at the TV.
     
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  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    It's the "New & Improved" shit that gets me.

    Which is it? "New"? or "Improved"?

    Because it can't be fucking both.
     
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  4. Do you throw your slippers at the TV as well?
     
  5. Believe it or not but I bought a latex housebrick off e-bay for that sole purpose...does it get any sadder?
     
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  6. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  7. Bags of peanuts that say "may contain nuts" Really? And take away coffee cups that say "caution, hot contents" No shit! If I've paid for a brew I want it to be fucking hot! And I'm not gay, so therefore don't by frappamochas or whatever the fuck their called. You know, that cold coffee shit.
     
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  8. The ones that puzzle me rather than annoy are all the news items which start with the warning;

    Contains flashing images and graphic scenes,

    Who cares, the epilectics are hardly going to complain, not if they're throwing a wobbly.
     
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  9. I bought a new iron the other day, and the instructions stated "Do not iron items of clothing whilst wearing them" ......
    I would love to meet the person who inspired that little addition to the instruction manual.
     
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  10. Live band is the one that gets me, although some bands music had improved with their death.
     
  11. Oh I have known a number of people who have done that before a parade, it never ends well.
     
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  12. I was going to say that I've done it... But I thought I'd sound silly.
     
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  13. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Obviously wasn't watching the same Olympic closing ceremoney as I was then!
     
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  14. "Better than the best selling brand"

    No it fucking isn't. If it was better than the best selling brand then every cunt would buy it and it'd be the best selling brand.

    Ya lying bastards
     
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  15. VHS vice Betamax?
     
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