It's Sunday, ergo it's my day off, I know this to be true because god said so.
So what do you think I'm going to be doing on my 'day off'?
Fecking shopping for maternity clothes in Cheltenham with Mrs Spongey. Before you start on about me not being man enough to stand up to her, she has pulled the "I'm pregnant" card. I have been told by a reliable source, notably her father, a 6' 3" Afrikaaner who happens to have an arms cache that could supply South Africa for a 3 year war, that the "I'm pregnant" argument trumps everything.
If you see a dejected looking Spongey being dragged round Cheltenham by a slightly ball shaped, short arsed woman, please have the good grace to punch me repeatedly so that I may spend the remainder of my 'day off' relaxing in A and E.
You know I would do the same for you.......
So what do you think I'm going to be doing on my 'day off'?
Fecking shopping for maternity clothes in Cheltenham with Mrs Spongey. Before you start on about me not being man enough to stand up to her, she has pulled the "I'm pregnant" card. I have been told by a reliable source, notably her father, a 6' 3" Afrikaaner who happens to have an arms cache that could supply South Africa for a 3 year war, that the "I'm pregnant" argument trumps everything.
If you see a dejected looking Spongey being dragged round Cheltenham by a slightly ball shaped, short arsed woman, please have the good grace to punch me repeatedly so that I may spend the remainder of my 'day off' relaxing in A and E.
You know I would do the same for you.......