Bloody hell, run out of Bromide ? No problem.

#5
The picture says it all :)
What does it mean by "PROBABLY British"?

Of course it's British, who else would chastise themselves whilst one is trying to expunge the Devil from ones loins? Well, that's what my Mum said when she found that my bed sheets had suddenly started getting stiff.....
 
#9
I doubt that they'd be very effective. A determined wanker would just use the other hand.
 
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#11
What does it mean by "PROBABLY British"?

Of course it's British, who else would chastise themselves whilst one is trying to expunge the Devil from ones loins?
Any fucking catholic. And before anyone starts bitching, I was a catholic when I was a youngster.

And no, I didn't get wanked off by a priest. Fucking tight cunt only offered me a mars bar and a can of coke.
 
#12
Any fucking catholic. And before anyone starts bitching, I was a catholic when I was a youngster.

And no, I didn't get wanked off by a priest. Fucking tight cunt only offered me a mars bar and a can of coke.
SOrry Goaty, 'fraid it doesn't work like that. Once you've had jesus' booody in your mouth, that's it. Jesus don't TAKE no resignations.
It's like the bikers, I'm afraid.
 
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#14
SOrry Goaty, 'fraid it doesn't work like that. Once you've had jesus' booody in your mouth, that's it. Jesus don't TAKE no resignations.
It's like the bikers, I'm afraid.
I'm a bit old for the priests now. If Father Ted wants to wank me off it's at least a playstation 3 or a new laptop.
 
#15
No bloody use at all if you're a typical English S&M aficionado.

May I present the "Rape Axe". Worn "internally" by South African ladies to capture the unwary rapist. Thanks to the teeth on the device, once you're in, you aint getting out without surgical intervention.



Here we see Meip Darkiehater, chair of the Johannesburg WRVS, demonstrating the fangs on the little blighter.

 
#16
No bloody use at all if you're a typical English S&M aficionado.

May I present the "Rape Axe". Worn "internally" by South African ladies to capture the unwary rapist. Thanks to the teeth on the device, once you're in, you aint getting out without surgical intervention.



Here we see Meip Darkiehater, chair of the Johannesburg WRVS, demonstrating the fangs on the little blighter.

Good God, mine shrunk like a frightened turtle when I googled that.
 
#17
No bloody use at all if you're a typical English S&M aficionado.

May I present the "Rape Axe". Worn "internally" by South African ladies to capture the unwary rapist. Thanks to the teeth on the device, once you're in, you aint getting out without surgical intervention.



Here we see Meip Darkiehater, chair of the Johannesburg WRVS, demonstrating the fangs on the little blighter.

Yikes! Reminds me of Vagina dentata, basically meaning cunt with teeth! Linky

There is a film called Teeth that will make one wince every so often.
 

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