Bloody fuckin' femmies

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  1. BBC News - Rochester nightclub's cleavage stunt condemned

    Bloody feminists trying to ruin it for all of us, what's wrong with worshipping boobs in all their cloven glory?

    "Disgusting and degrading to women?" BOLLOCKS, think about the poor blokes that turn into jibbering, panting, howling-at-the-moon drool-machines....those poor bastards.
     
  2. After some umming and ahhhhing.... That MP bird would get it but only because she needs saving from the disease of feminism. Tis the cure apparently.... Some witch doctor said so.

    However the other MP, Diane Abbot..... No thanks, that's one lost cause I'm not brave enough for



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  3. Pffft last time I was in Shagascruff me & the lads watched a wet T shirt competition where all these fit slags ended up all but naked and practically shagging each other & noshing each other out for free cocktails & tickets into BCM nightclub, never heard any of them complaining about being degraded!
     
  4. The MP's just jealous because her own cleavage has always been hidden from view by her beaver-like overbite;

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  5. Very flat chested. Jealous much?
     
  6. 'Diane Abbott, Labour MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington, tweeted: "Casino Rooms nightclub in Kent promotes 'National Cleavage Weekender' #everydaysexism."'

    She's right... where is the free entry offer for blokes?
     
  7. Nobody has.
     
  8. I'd dribble a little stream of wee into my kecks if that dead eyed gaze was fixed on my jugular.
     
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  9. If there is ever a more clear example of the politics of envy, then I'm yet to see it.

    If a club wants to allow free entry to chicks if they're flashing their melons, then it should be up to them.
     
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  11. I would certainly slide my phallus into her. She looks like she hasn't had some in a while.
     
  12. Got that scary 'carrie' psychotic look about her


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  13. Is that distant rumble Mumsnet warming to the idea of a new "cause" for next week?
     
  14. By fuck that's horrible. In fact it is denigrating to me to have to admit that is female. But y'know she exists in a UK bubble, spouting bollocks in a UK sea of human rights issues and political correctness coupled with rabid feminism. She should come to Asia where the wimmin rule the roost but relax the rules for a good shaggin every now and then.