blondey looking for a pen pal! :) x

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by Jo-Jo-xxx, May 11, 2009.

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  1. hey u lot! im a blonde 22 year old from south coast, looking to get chatting to a few of u, so if anyone is looking for a pen pal let me know! :D
  2. Watch and and shoot :)
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Hi I am..........................Nah, I can't! Must be mellowing in my old age!
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

    I need a massage baby; you do massages?
  5. Jo Jo, the rules are that you post a picture of yourself, (pref Naked) with a note saying hello to Arrse.

    Then we will consider giving you everything you need.............. your wants are a different matter!
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Well, yes, I do, but it would cost you an awful lot!
  7. Just a minute Jo Jo, before you post those pictures of yoursellf, let me adjust my screen resolution to 8000 x 6000 and whack a couple of ACROs under my desk.
  8. Ignore them nasty men and come and sit on my knee :twisted:

  9. Ignore the groomer, why go for a knee, when I can offer a face to sit on? ;)

    Just noticed you are in Brighton, so can you confirm you are actually a girlie? otherwise, Jarrod might have to take this one.
  10. Why are they always blonde? Why not "GWAR with fat gut, freckles, greasy hair and bad personal hygeine seeks bloke to sh@g her senseless"?

    I mean FFS she would STILL get a sh@g on her :twisted: e
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    A blonde asks for pen pals and she get 10 responses.

    A 16 year old Pole does the same and get over 40.

    Perverts the lot of you!

  12. Thank you sir :D
  13. Jo Jo do you spit or swallow? It would be preferable if you were female but I will take anything I can get. Also are you at all connected to the thread '16 year old polish girl looking for pen pal?'
  14. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Born Again Fundamentalist Pervert I'll have you know

    :cheers: Halleluia & Praise the Porn

    Can I get an :cheers: AMEN! :cheers:
  15. Gren, why would you want a gay lorry driver from Brighton to sit on your face? :twisted:

    Things must have changed - when I was at Sandbags the Drill Sgt (Fat Stan the Drill Man - a Gren) would have actively discouraged that sort of thing. 8)