blondey looking for a pen pal! :) x

#1
hey u lot! im a blonde 22 year old from south coast, looking to get chatting to a few of u, so if anyone is looking for a pen pal let me know! :D
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#3
Hi I am..........................Nah, I can't! Must be mellowing in my old age!
 

Biped

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#4
Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

I need a massage baby; you do massages?
 
#5
Jo Jo, the rules are that you post a picture of yourself, (pref Naked) with a note saying hello to Arrse.

Then we will consider giving you everything you need.............. your wants are a different matter!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#6
Biped said:
Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

I need a massage baby; you do massages?
Well, yes, I do, but it would cost you an awful lot!
 
#7
Just a minute Jo Jo, before you post those pictures of yoursellf, let me adjust my screen resolution to 8000 x 6000 and whack a couple of ACROs under my desk.
 
#9
wevers said:
Ignore them nasty men and come and sit on my knee :twisted:

Ignore the groomer, why go for a knee, when I can offer a face to sit on? ;)





Just noticed you are in Brighton, so can you confirm you are actually a girlie? otherwise, Jarrod might have to take this one.
 
#10
Why are they always blonde? Why not "GWAR with fat gut, freckles, greasy hair and bad personal hygeine seeks bloke to sh@g her senseless"?

I mean FFS she would STILL get a sh@g on her :twisted: e
 

B_AND_T

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#11
A blonde asks for pen pals and she get 10 responses.

A 16 year old Pole does the same and get over 40.

Perverts the lot of you!
 
#13
Jo Jo do you spit or swallow? It would be preferable if you were female but I will take anything I can get. Also are you at all connected to the thread '16 year old polish girl looking for pen pal?'
 
#15
Gren said:
wevers said:
Ignore them nasty men and come and sit on my knee :twisted:

Ignore the groomer, why go for a knee, when I can offer a face to sit on? ;)





Just noticed you are in Brighton, so can you confirm you are actually a girlie? otherwise, Jarrod might have to take this one.
Gren, why would you want a gay lorry driver from Brighton to sit on your face? :twisted:

Things must have changed - when I was at Sandbags the Drill Sgt (Fat Stan the Drill Man - a Gren) would have actively discouraged that sort of thing. 8)
 
#16
rickshaw-major said:
Gren said:
wevers said:
Ignore them nasty men and come and sit on my knee :twisted:

Ignore the groomer, why go for a knee, when I can offer a face to sit on? ;)





Just noticed you are in Brighton, so can you confirm you are actually a girlie? otherwise, Jarrod might have to take this one.
Gren, why would you want a gay lorry driver from Brighton to sit on your face? :twisted:

Things must have changed - when I was at Sandbags the Drill Sgt (Fat Stan the Drill Man - a Gren) would have actively discouraged that sort of thing. 8)
Really again with the cynicism Rickshaw! :roll:

I'm sure this nice young lady is neither 'gay' nor a 'lorry driver'...

a pickup truck, maybe!


 

Command_doh

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#19
rickshaw-major said:
Why are they always blonde? Why not "GWAR with fat gut, freckles, greasy hair and bad personal hygeine seeks bloke to sh@g her senseless"?
Because they are all locked up in Grantham. ...[shudders]


Back to the point though. Who is this fcuker, the one who clearly has nothing better to do that repost the same tired lonely hearts crap under different aliases?

Clearly a speshul needs spacker, but surely there are more imaginative wah's out there?
 

rampant

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#20
In words of the immortal:



Heallloooo


(Istill thinks this is a wah. There has been to many blondes of late. I want Ginggers)
 

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