Joke with a different slant.....


Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!". Then she hollered..."YES! YES, I WON ! I WON !"

She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up
all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral of the story: not all blondes are dumb, but all men
A blondes been getting golf lessons from the pro for yonks and he eventually sends her off to complete a round on her own. She's back within half an hour and awfully upset...
'Whats wrong ?' asks the Pro
'I got stung by a bloody wasp !' replies the blonde
'Where did you get stung ?'
'Betweens the first and second holes'
'Ah' says the pro,'thats your problem then, you're standing with your legs too far apart'

Boom boom !

Ubique ya bass !!
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