Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by RAF889, Jun 24, 2013.

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  1. A red head, brunette and blonde are all admitted into the maternity ward at the onset of labour.
    "I am going to have a boy" says the red head, "My gran said so because our child was conceived with my man on top"
    "Then I must be having a girl," says the brunette, "because I was on top during conception"
    Both looked to the blonde, who was obviously in deep thought, "What about you?" they said ....
    "PUPPIES" yells the blonde.
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