A Blonde calling her mom "Hi Mom, How are you?" "Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Homebase." "Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call." "What happened?" "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head." "What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????" "Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."