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Blonde

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A Blonde calling her mom



"Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Homebase."

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker." :D
 

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