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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by 52niagra, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A Blonde calling her mom

    "Hi Mom, How are you?"
    "Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Homebase."

    "Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."

    "What happened?"

    "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

    "What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

    "Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker." :D