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  1. One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."

    The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."

    So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like cum to you? Because it doesn't smell like cum to me."