Blonde Nurse

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A Blonde Nurse walks into a bank.

    Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing beat says,

    "Well, that's great..........that's really great.......... Some arsehole's got my pen!"