Blonde Moments

#1
Apologies if this has been done before, but my other half came up with:

"What time does 7-11 close?"

Any more?
 

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#2
I once came home to find the entire flat stinking of burning chemicals. Turned out the wife had made me a pizza but left the polystyrene base on when she had stuck it in the oven.

Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm!
 
#3
At a mates wedding many years ago:

Wife (Pointing) - "Who's that in the kilt"
Me - "Thingys Uncle, he's in the Black Watch"
Wife - "Funny, he doesn't like like a fireman"

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

And she's not even blonde
 
#7
Cousin the other day, "How do you spell KFC?"
Silly Bint
 
#8
'You're a bit slow today', to which my wife replied 'I'm not lacking in HQ you know'.
 
#11
Squiggles said:
Oyibo said:
Apologies if this has been done before, but my other half came up with:

"What time does 7-11 close?"

Any more?
Very similar:

"What time does the 24hr Tesco close?"
2200hrs Saturday and 1600hrs on Sunday - I hope I've been some help!
 
#12
My mother had a few priceless ones. She doesn't like to be reminded of most of them.

Many years ago I was watching a football match at home with a few friends. Halfway during the game my mother came home. Walting up some interest in the sport she asked what the score was. 1 - 1. She said "good" but gave herself away by adding "in whose advantage?" Quickly realising she shouldn't have asked that. :roll:

But she was awesome at fetching us more beer and snacks. :)
 
#13
I bought a new car and let the wife drive it for the day whilst I was at work. She had a puncture, (after hitting the kerb) being quite independent she changed the wheel. Not a problem until I went to Quickfit opened the boot and found the wheel to be missing. Phoning her, she simply said sh1t and put the phone down. I went home to find her in a near by skip attempting to retrieve said article!
 
#15
Squiggles said:
Oyibo said:
Apologies if this has been done before, but my other half came up with:

"What time does 7-11 close?"

Any more?
Very similar:

"What time does the 24hr Tesco close?"
22:00 Saturday Night Reopens Sunday 10:00 until 16:00
Most Bank Holidays 09:00-16:00
Not really a blonde moment unless it was Monday thru Friday. :D

edited to add Bollox should have hit post before answering phone to the Witch in law
 

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#16
A wren I served with:

When the ship gets to Malaysia be really careful cos thats where malaria comes from.
 
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#17
Ex BoS put an egg in the microwave to boil it.

If she had still been stood in the way when the door blew off I wouldnt have to go through a divorce..............
 
#18
A friend told me about a woman on a parachute course, when asked if there were any questions said "what happens if we land on a cloud?"
 
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#19
chastity said:
A friend told me about a woman on a parachute course, when asked if there were any questions said "what happens if we land on a cloud?"
A "friend?"
 
#20
My Mom visiting my basement apartment for the first time:

"Have you got a loft?"

Me, totally ignorant of soccer, to my English-born son:

"Are you allowed to pull off the goaltender?"
 

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