Blonde Moments

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  1. Apologies if this has been done before, but my other half came up with:

    "What time does 7-11 close?"

    Any more?
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I once came home to find the entire flat stinking of burning chemicals. Turned out the wife had made me a pizza but left the polystyrene base on when she had stuck it in the oven.

    Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm!
  3. At a mates wedding many years ago:

    Wife (Pointing) - "Who's that in the kilt"
    Me - "Thingys Uncle, he's in the Black Watch"
    Wife - "Funny, he doesn't like like a fireman"

    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

    And she's not even blonde
  4. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    "Can I still get a signal on my mobile when it's foggy?"

    Ho-Ho :roll:
  5. I love reading these
  6. Cousin the other day, "How do you spell KFC?"
    Silly Bint
  7. 'You're a bit slow today', to which my wife replied 'I'm not lacking in HQ you know'.
  8. Very similar:

    "What time does the 24hr Tesco close?"
  9. blonde moment??? fook me I live a blonde life!!
  10. 2200hrs Saturday and 1600hrs on Sunday - I hope I've been some help!
  11. My mother had a few priceless ones. She doesn't like to be reminded of most of them.

    Many years ago I was watching a football match at home with a few friends. Halfway during the game my mother came home. Walting up some interest in the sport she asked what the score was. 1 - 1. She said "good" but gave herself away by adding "in whose advantage?" Quickly realising she shouldn't have asked that. :roll:

    But she was awesome at fetching us more beer and snacks. :)
  12. I bought a new car and let the wife drive it for the day whilst I was at work. She had a puncture, (after hitting the kerb) being quite independent she changed the wheel. Not a problem until I went to Quickfit opened the boot and found the wheel to be missing. Phoning her, she simply said sh1t and put the phone down. I went home to find her in a near by skip attempting to retrieve said article!
  13. I didn't want to confuse the poor girl!
  14. 22:00 Saturday Night Reopens Sunday 10:00 until 16:00
    Most Bank Holidays 09:00-16:00
    Not really a blonde moment unless it was Monday thru Friday. :D

    edited to add Bollox should have hit post before answering phone to the Witch in law