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  1. As i am slightly blonde here is a joke: Feel free to add more

    A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
    Mum replies: "yes dear"

    Day 2:
    "We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
    Mum replies: "yes dear"

    Day 3:
    "We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
    Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.
  2. A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

    Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"
  3. Not blonde but related to the first one:

    Scouse Child to Mother washing up with Fairy Liquid: "'Ow comes ewerands a so soft, Owa Mam?"

    Scouse Mother to Child: "Cos I'm twelve."