Blonde Inventions

#1
Top 10 blonde inventions





1) The waterproof towel

2) Solar powered torch

3)
Submarine screen door

4) A book on how to read

5) Inflatable
dart board

6) A dictionary index

7) Ejector seat in a helicopter


8) Powdered water

9) Pedal-powered wheel chair

10)
Waterproof tea bag
 
#2
How do you know if a blonde has been on your computer??

tipex on the screen.....
 
#3
What do you call a well dressed and elegant Blonde in Manchester?

A Scouse girl on a day out.
 
#4
Man gives a rocket to his wife for her Birthday, wife asks, what's the rocket for, man says, you wanted space now fuck off!!! lol
 
#5
My wife wanted something that goes from zero to 160 in 3 seconds...

so I bought her a set of scales...
 

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