Blonde Inventions

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by PTI_Perry, Jan 30, 2012.

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  1. Top 10 blonde inventions

    1) The waterproof towel

    2) Solar powered torch

    Submarine screen door

    4) A book on how to read

    5) Inflatable
    dart board

    6) A dictionary index

    7) Ejector seat in a helicopter

    8) Powdered water

    9) Pedal-powered wheel chair

    Waterproof tea bag
  2. How do you know if a blonde has been on your computer??

    tipex on the screen.....
  3. What do you call a well dressed and elegant Blonde in Manchester?

    A Scouse girl on a day out.
  4. Man gives a rocket to his wife for her Birthday, wife asks, what's the rocket for, man says, you wanted space now fuck off!!! lol
  5. My wife wanted something that goes from zero to 160 in 3 seconds...

    so I bought her a set of scales...