Blonde Inventions

Top 10 blonde inventions

1) The waterproof towel

2) Solar powered torch

Submarine screen door

4) A book on how to read

5) Inflatable
dart board

6) A dictionary index

7) Ejector seat in a helicopter

8) Powdered water

9) Pedal-powered wheel chair

Waterproof tea bag
How do you know if a blonde has been on your computer??

tipex on the screen.....
What do you call a well dressed and elegant Blonde in Manchester?

A Scouse girl on a day out.
Man gives a rocket to his wife for her Birthday, wife asks, what's the rocket for, man says, you wanted space now fuck off!!! lol
My wife wanted something that goes from zero to 160 in 3 seconds...

so I bought her a set of scales...

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