Blonde Cop

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving licence.

    The Motorist roots around in her handbag and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

    The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?"

    The motorist scuffles around in her handbag again and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says, "All I have is this picture of myself."

    The cop says, "Ok Let me see it, then.”

    So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, she looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."