Blonde busty civvy female looking for fun

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by Oralqueen, Jan 22, 2008.

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  1. Hi to you all, I'm described perfectly by my user name. I'm just over the 40 mark, blonde, busty and looking for some fun and whatever else happens with British Forces males. I don't have any great preferences regarding age, looks or marital status I just want to meet a fit man and have a good time.

    Get back to me if you think you can accommodate my needs.
     
  2. Got to be a wah
     
  3. This is blatantly a squaddie wind-up. Surely.
     
  4. I think a fire extinguisher right up your hoop would be required to accommodate your needs.
     
  5. Shall we form a disorderly cue on a first come first served or do paper, rock sisures to work out the running order?
     
  6. BTW, are you a man or a woman?
     
  7. As long as we don't end up running and needing a GP visit after?
     
  8. Have we had a request for a gash shot yet
     
  9. Do you swallow or are you a show-off and gargle
     
  10. Question how bigs your C0Ck??? considering by your username??? :D
     
  11. The first thing you need to do is get a picture of yourself up on here.
    Preferably wearing stockings, sussies and an assault vest.
    And then one showing your gash obviously.
     
  12. Mum, stop it - I'll tell Dad & that's just going to upset him again
     
  13. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    You say all these nice things now but it will be "missed my period" and child payments before you know it

    Edited because I was a mong and spelt things wrong and I couldn't live with myself
     
  14. I am most definetely a female, and I will get a picture up as soon as I can, unable to upload one at the moment due to censoring by the ICT department at work. I am a Secretary, wear a nice posh suit and crisp white shirts that show my nipples when I am cold. I have lovely large boobs that need sucking and pinching.

    If somebody wants my personal hotmail address pm me please. Oh and by the way I am useless at slang talk so if you reply to me please may I have long hand as much as possible please.
     
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