ARRSE is supported by the advertisements on it, so if you use an adblocker please consider helping us by starting an Ad-Free subscription.

Blonde and screen door

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by cheapcialis, Jul 12, 2011.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What is the difference in between a blonde and a brick? The brick only gets layed once. What do a blonde and spaghetti have in common? The more you eat them the more they wiggle.
  2. My wife called my Dick a Rubic cube The longer she played with it, the harder it Got