Blond Jokes

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
    A: You don't they're born that way!

    Q: What do blondes do they comb their hair?
    A: They pull up their pants!

    Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
    A: Because it said "concentrate"!

    Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    A: Very Gifted!

    Q : How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
    A : There is white-out all over the computer screen!

    Q : What do blondes and turtles have in common?
    A : When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

    Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
    A: They don't know the route!

    Q: How do blonde braincells die?
    A: Alone!

    Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
    A: Blow in her ear!

    Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
    A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!