Blond Jokes

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't they're born that way!

Q: What do blondes do they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!

Q : How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A : There is white-out all over the computer screen!

Q : What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A : When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
A: They don't know the route!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone!

Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear!

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
 
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