Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't they're born that way! Q: What do blondes do they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants! Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said "concentrate"! Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Very Gifted! Q : How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer? A : There is white-out all over the computer screen! Q : What do blondes and turtles have in common? A : When they're on their backs, they're screwed. Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs? A: They don't know the route! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone! Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? A: Blow in her ear! Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!