Blond Jokes 6

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  1. Q.Why are Blonde's coffins shaped like a triangle?

    A.Because everytime their head hits a pillow their legs open.

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    What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

    Humpme Dumpme.

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    Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

    The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

    The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

    To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

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    Did you hear about the new paint on the market?

    It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!

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    Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?

    She was afraid of getting hearing aids!

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    What is the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

    A Rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do," and a blonde says "any cock'll-do!"

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    What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

    We don't fucking know, they haven't met yet!

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    Why do blondes wear big hoop earings?

    It's a place to rest their ankles.

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    A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.

    He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"

    The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now."

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