Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? A: They both have little Black Boxes. Q: Why don't blondes water ski? A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking. Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy. Q: What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head? A: A brunette with bad breath! Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes? A: Cos they go and answer the fucking door. Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear! Q: How is a blonde different than a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747. Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead? A: The blonde - she is eighteen. Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he gave horses? A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade. Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustache. Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A: The invitation. Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? A: A hostage. Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night? A: Startled. Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover? A: "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"