Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Jan 25, 2004.

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  1. Right girls - its our turn.

    Who would you most like to spend a couple of hours "horizontal" with? You are not limited to one choice only, but you can't have them all at the same time, and you may have to share - so check their diaries first.

    Me first: Johnny Knoxville :wink:
  2. *~*~* Ally McCoist *~*~*
  3. Er, don't I get a vote after my 'trousers around ankles' shot, before the CO lost it??
  4. Eh, yeah?
  5. I just added you to the list of blokes who would get it.....

    Is that all the thanks I get?

    Right - I will change it to Flashy then.
  6. Soz, I misunderstood the question. I thought you were saying 'Gunny', followed by a question. But that's okay. Flash has a bigger penis then me, and he has a large foreskin covering his bulbious helmet. And he can keep it up !!
  7. I see youve stuck true to your schedule today then Gunny? :lol:
  8. BriteGirlie wrote:
    He's got a bit lardy since giving up football, apart from the fact that he's one of patsy kensit's cast off's - you'd be stiring some pretty dodgy poridge there BG 8O
  9. Slighty. But you do have a foreskin far too large for that willy of yours. You could use it as a hood on your jacket !!
  10. Jealousy gets you nowhere! :p

    Ahhhh right, I get it,........ we're supposed to choose a virgin are we? :roll:
  11. not at all BG, just someone who hasnt shagged a member of oasis - god knows where meg mathews has been 8O
  12. Although to be perfectly fair to her, she may have humpped the other one :?
  13. i had an interview with a Cav Captain the other day - i would have liked to have got horizontal with him
  14. I wouldnt CIG, the resultant offspring would probably have 3 eyes - old money means in-breeding 8O