Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Apr 19, 2012.
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What the unmanly fuck is that all about?
Saves wear and tear on the lino. Best advice is to sit facing the cistern. You can rest your porno on it.
sometimes i do it as a treat.
First thing I tell the blokes they will do when they come on board any boat I am skippering.
Pissing standing up whilst bouncing in a shitty sea just means piss everywhere.
On land - poofs!
I always do that if I want to surprise the chambermaids with a skidoo at the front of the pan...
Effin boxheads the lot of them. Unwritten law in Germany.... all men must sit to piss in my bathroom. Fuck that I said, my cock's long enough to not make a mess, we don't sit in England. I'm so uncouth! There is even a growing market in Germany for urinals to install into your bathroom. This is for the emancipated man who demands to stand!
Using the Turkish type?
Its PC, innit!? My Wife can be glad that I only shit infront of the crapper on occasion, or heave up all over the walls. If she does nt clean it up, at least the dogs will.
I only resort to it when i either have a hard on or shortly after having had a hard on, the only two occasions where its impossible to judge the direction and trajectory of piss.
I can't even piss whilst I'm taking a dump.
Its just too un-natural.
They'll be folks squatting on the seat taking a dump next.
Nothing wrong with a lazy wee first thing in the morning, still asleep at that point and can't be bothered to aim. All other times of the day though, the manly thing to do is stand up to pee and of course, leave the seat in the upright position. Some times when I feel like annoying the Mrs, I'll lift the seat up after a sit down with the newspaper jobbie.
This'll be your bog wall, then ....
I always piss sitting down.
As contentiousa issue as whether you lick pussy in the Caribbean!
(or Africa for that matter)
Well not if you're hiding from the family and want a bit of peace and quiet to read your kindle it's not.
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