Effin boxheads the lot of them. Unwritten law in Germany.... all men must sit to piss in my bathroom. Fuck that I said, my cock's long enough to not make a mess, we don't sit in England. I'm so uncouth! There is even a growing market in Germany for urinals to install into your bathroom. This is for the emancipated man who demands to stand!
Nothing wrong with a lazy wee first thing in the morning, still asleep at that point and can't be bothered to aim. All other times of the day though, the manly thing to do is stand up to pee and of course, leave the seat in the upright position. Some times when I feel like annoying the Mrs, I'll lift the seat up after a sit down with the newspaper jobbie.