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Bloke chopping his Knobber off!!

#4
8O what the fu"k is that sh"t i cant say how fuc"ed up that is, i need to throw up. What was he smoking? any bloke with a brain would NOT do that sh"t, anyone think his wife/girlfriend caught him in bed with another woman,tied him up, drugged him and cut off his diamond cutter? b*llox to that!
he'll feel that in the morning!

aaaaaaahhhhhhhh your ok main muscle you didnt need to see that, did you, no, i'am glad your ok its going to be fine dont worry........ :roll:
 
#6
i say he got caught playing away and she used subliminal messaging to get him to do the job for her!

and let THAT be a lesson to you all!!!!!!

MWHAHAHahahahhahahahahaha :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Beebs x
 
#7
Good story in local paper today - "Man rips own head off after tsunami shock" - attached one end of rope to tree, other to head and drove off in his car. Came off in a one-r apparently. No pictures though.

Original (if undoubtedly tragic), no?
 
#11
Stupid question.
Where's all the Blood?
john
I am no medical man but I have always understood that to becum erect the willy is pumped up by Blood.
I stand to be corrected.
 
#12
jonwilly said:
Stupid question.
Where's all the Blood?
john
I am no medical man but I have always understood that to becum erect the willy is pumped up by Blood.
I stand to be corrected.
Did you not notice that the sick fcuk had wrapped a bunch of rubber bands around his shaft?

The only thing missing was the 9mm through the brain, too bad he didn't cut his ball bag off at least he would not be a threat to the gene pool
 
#16
if you had a look below in the last picture there is some blood on the paper towel but he has torniquetted the shaft obviously sufficiently to prevent major blood loss. also and please correct me if i am wrong marijuana works as a vasoconstrictor as well to a certain extent, which may also explain the low amount of blood seen. as soon as he removes those rubber bands he will bleed profusely. however it all seems a little too cleanly done.

i did however once see the result of a very psychotic gentleman with a gender identity crisis who knackered himself completely and almost bled to death before they were able to get him off the psych ward to a hospital. he rubber banded the entire "box and dice" then used a sharpened butter knife to cut it off. they were never able to reattach anything as he mangled them but he did live and preferred to be addressed as a female.
 
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#17
Well that was nice!

Cautionary note for everyone: if a man with watery eyes, smelling of spliff and clutching a scalpel asks if he can 'borrow your helmet', start running.
 

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