Off to Edinburgh for a two day lads pissup, thought I was clever in breaking the good news to Doris with a left hook blindside. What's in the bags ? Umm there was a sale in Debenhams today and I got a few bargains, only spent Â£70. Ah nice one, I am off to Edinburgh next month on a two day pissup with the lads and the flight only cost Â£50. Silence... Result. Three weeks later, what I cannot understand is this. I have just spent the last 4 days up to my nuts in paint, laminate flooring, skirting, new bedroom furniture, basically in a world of DIY hell and a fast approaching new money pit. Only now do I realise that my left hook blindside was countered by a spade to the back of the head delivered by my quiet and unassuming Doris...... I never learn !