Off to Edinburgh for a two day lads pissup, thought I was clever in breaking the good news to Doris with a left hook blindside.

What's in the bags ?

Umm there was a sale in Debenhams today and I got a few bargains, only spent £70.

Ah nice one, I am off to Edinburgh next month on a two day pissup with the lads and the flight only cost £50.



Three weeks later, what I cannot understand is this. I have just spent the last 4 days up to my nuts in paint, laminate flooring, skirting, new bedroom furniture, basically in a world of DIY hell and a fast approaching new money pit.

Only now do I realise that my left hook blindside was countered by a spade to the back of the head delivered by my quiet and unassuming Doris......

I never learn !

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