Blind Tim

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by dragknuckle, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The night of the 31st of March, and as blind little Tim gets tucked up in bed his mum says, "if you pray really really hard tonight, tomorrow you will be able to see."
    So little Tim prays like never before. Morning comes and he is still blind. "Mummy, mummy" he cries out, "I prayed so hard last night, but I'm still blind."
    His mum gently pats him on the head, "I know son" she says, "April fool!"