• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

Blind Tim

#1
The night of the 31st of March, and as blind little Tim gets tucked up in bed his mum says, "if you pray really really hard tonight, tomorrow you will be able to see."
So little Tim prays like never before. Morning comes and he is still blind. "Mummy, mummy" he cries out, "I prayed so hard last night, but I'm still blind."
His mum gently pats him on the head, "I know son" she says, "April fool!"
 

Latest Threads