Blind Pugh (remember him?) meets Harriet Harman.....

#3
Markintime said:
Queensman said:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/5472657/David-Blunkett-breaks-rib-in-cow-stampede.html
They should give the cow a medal.
Perhaps the next prime minister can raise the cow to the peerage. The blessed animal would probably bring more sense to the doomed, useless, expensive, Bliar ruined establishment.
 
#4
lsquared said:
Markintime said:
Queensman said:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/5472657/David-Blunkett-breaks-rib-in-cow-stampede.html
They should give the cow a medal.
Perhaps the next prime minister can raise the cow to the peerage. The blessed animal would probably bring more sense to the doomed, useless, expensive, Bliar ruined establishment.
Mr Blunkett, who is registered blind, was out walking on Saturday in the Derbyshire Peak District with his guide dog Sadie and 26-year-old son Andrew when the incident unfolded. A herd of cows became enraged by the presence of a labour politician and charged towards the two men.
 
#5
"She hit my side and broke my rib. Had her full weight of around a ton hit me, I'd have been a goner."
Jaisus! Even the cows are bottling it now! Still, we can live in hope.

MsG

PS. Are cows actually that heavy?
 
#6
Bugsy said:
"She hit my side and broke my rib. Had her full weight of around a ton hit me, I'd have been a goner."
Jaisus! Even the cows are bottling it now! Still, we can live in hope.

MsG

PS. Are cows actually that heavy?
Oh yes. And their genitals are located in their feet 'cos if one stands on you, you're fu*ked.

Dale has a good quote on his site today, allegedly taken from a comment in the Guardian:-

[align=center]"I'd like to see Harriet Harman as Labour's
candidate for PM at the next election.
She'd be just like Margaret Thatcher -
a female party leader who convinces millions to vote Tory."[/align]