Blind man and the blonde joke.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by MontyB, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A blind man badly in need of a drink enters a bar, he sits down at the bar and orders a pint of lager.
    He takes a gulp and calls out. "Anyone want to hear a good blonde joke?"
    The barmaid says to him. "Your blind aren't you." "Yeah." He replied. The barmaid said."Well let me explain, I am blonde, I weigh 15 stone and I am a Judo black belt. "The bouncer on the door is a 17stone blonde lesbian Karate champion. "Sitting directly behind you are three of the toughest lesbian wrestlers you will ever find, and they are all blondes,do you still want to tell
    your blonde joke?"
    "No." replied the blind man. "Not if I have got to explain it five f**king times!"