A bloke in the naafi, drinking with a cat & an ostritch. Bloke gets his round in, they all sup up. Its the cats round "No, im not buying." "Fine" says the ostritch and gets the round. The cats round comes again. "No, someone else get this one". SO the man picks up this round. Round after round the cat wouldnt pay. "Right, I've had enough of this!" Says the man and walks away to the other end of the bar. Barman asks "Whats all that about?". Man replies "Fcuk knows, I asked my mate for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy"