Blind Date... and no questions prepared. Mushkila!!

#1
Evening Arrsers

I have to find a whole set of Blind Date questions for a friend of a friend... and short of asking the lady how she would like to be eaten if she was an ice-cream or what we would do if we were stuck in a lift together for ages, it's a stumper. "If you were a wild animal..." no, too predictable. If only I had a brain.

Has anyone got any goodies? Filth or not, he'll take them.

Boy.
 
#2
Boy_Mulcaster said:
If only I had a brain.
That would indeed be a start... Good luck.
 
#3
Yes - You're "Mate" should ask the only question that matters.

"Will I be needing the Knife or will you come quietly?"
 
#4
I've only got enough for 2 Bacardi Breezers and a bag of chips, you up for it?
 
#9
muhandis89 said:
Mushkila? Does the blind date wear a burkha? If so,your mate's in a lot of trouble!
You're right Muhandis, but I think that in the current state of play, anything with a pulse is a winner, whether dressed up as a Dalek or not.
 
#10
Boy_Mulcaster said:
muhandis89 said:
Mushkila? Does the blind date wear a burkha? If so,your mate's in a lot of trouble!
You're right Muhandis, but I think that in the current state of play, anything with a pulse is a winner, whether dressed up as a Dalek or not.
A Pulse your'e a picky sod aren't you.

My question would be; Do you prefer Pink or Brown?
 
#11
"Do you do ATM?"


Hope that helps!
 
#12
Which do you prefer wet or dry hump, which is better for you front or back bottom, when you are being spit roasted do you prefer big top or bottom . god I could do this for a living but they do sound similar to my chat up lines
 
#13
ask her why she is desperate that she is doing blind dates. Also, when he meets her, ask her why she is so fat.
 
#14
Do you reckon you could down this bottle of vodka in 30 seconds; bet you can't...

--and then you play the waiting game--

Note: If she doesn't rise to the bait hit her over head with said bottle. The effects are pretty much the same.
 
#15
What's the idea with the questions? Is the blind date with Cilla Black? Or is it 'his' first date ever and 'he' hasn't got a clue what to do?
 
#16
smudge5611 said:
"Do you do ATM?"


Hope that helps!
I know I shouldn't ask but......whats ATM ? ....it's probably better I don't know.... :D
 
#17
Kevin Bloody Wilson once sung;

"Do you Fcuk on first dates"
"Does your dad own a brewery"
"can I feel your titts"
"or would you show em to me"
"my face will be leaving in 1/4 hour"
"I'd like you to be on it"

I feel this is an appropriate starter pack for a blind date, unless you mean she is Blind? In which case just drug the dog and dry hump her! (or drug her and do the dog, either way is fine)
 
#18
A favourite of mine...If you were the Football Referee at Old Trafford and it was last minute of time added on and Ronaldo scores a goal in the last minute to secure 3 points against Liverpool and win the Premeir League BUT you disallow it. How would you explain to Sir Alex Ferguson?

If her reply is Who the Fcuk is Sir Alex Ferguson...it does mean you can go up the pub with yer mates to watch footie while she stays in and watches Corrie.

If her reply is Well because he was in an offside position when the ball was played through then she will probably want to come to the pub to watch footie.....and the added bonus is that she can go to the bar to get the drinks in.

It never fails!
 
#20
Tartan_Terrier said:
What's the idea with the questions? Is the blind date with Cilla Black? Or is it 'his' first date ever and 'he' hasn't got a clue what to do?
I think that it's done on the Cilla Black model, where the boy has to ask questions to three girls he cant see - so I can't see any chance of his getting lucky by asking straight off if she prefers pink or brown, or by asking "if you were an STI, which one would you be and why?"
 
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