just saw an ad in the paper. your cunthook former pm is coming here to do a speaking tour. i can only imagine tickets are worth a fortune. presumably here to lecture on used car sales. if by some chance i can sneek past security, did you blokes want me to say hi?
Just do an OBL job on him as he has been angling for the job of European President. The Germans hate him, everybody here except Rubber Face (Nicholas Sarkozy) hates him so why should you be any different? He single-handedly buggered the UK, now he wants to bugger the EU - slot him.
Make sure he gets a good old fashioned wet-shave at the barber school for mongoloids and spastics, just prior to a diving trip - it's important that we do what we can to preserve and protect endangered wildlife such as White Pointers.