bliar coming down under

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goatrutar

Guest
#1
just saw an ad in the paper. your cunthook
former pm is coming here to do a speaking
tour. i can only imagine tickets are worth
a fortune. presumably here to lecture on
used car sales.

if by some chance i can sneek past security,
did you blokes want me to say hi?
 
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trowel

Guest
#5
just saw an ad in the paper. your cunthook
former pm is coming here to do a speaking
tour. i can only imagine tickets are worth
a fortune. presumably here to lecture on
used car sales.

if by some chance i can sneek past security,
did you blokes want me to say hi?
Australia has, per capita, just as many nutters, freaks, sycophants, and brown nosers as the UK does. They wont let you anywhere near their hero.
 
#6
just saw an ad in the paper. your cunthook
former pm is coming here to do a speaking
tour. i can only imagine tickets are worth
a fortune. presumably here to lecture on
used car sales.

if by some chance i can sneek past security,
did you blokes want me to say hi?
Yup,please shake him by......the neck,vigorously. 8)
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#7
Australia has, per capita, just as many nutters, freaks, sycophants, and brown nosers as the UK does. They wont let you anywhere near their hero.
unfortunately true. seems to be getting worse.
makes life difficult for a professional cunt
like myself.
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
hopefully he'll meet some our wonderful
poisonous wildlife.
If an inland Taipan bit him the poor reptile would suffer an agonising death. As for saying "Hi", please write on a half brick and throw at his bonce.
 
#9
just saw an ad in the paper. your cunthook former pm is coming here to do a speaking tour. i can only imagine tickets are worth a fortune. presumably here to lecture on used car sales. if by some chance i can sneek past security, did you blokes want me to say hi?
Just do an OBL job on him as he has been angling for the job of European President. The Germans hate him, everybody here except Rubber Face (Nicholas Sarkozy) hates him so why should you be any different? He single-handedly buggered the UK, now he wants to bugger the EU - slot him.
 
#12
#13
Please if you have any feelings for the "Mother Country" arrange for him to remain there, surely a piece of land 6' x 2' x 6' is not too much to ask.

PS the WMF could go in the same without any health issues.
 

rampant

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#15
Make sure he gets a good old fashioned wet-shave at the barber school for mongoloids and spastics, just prior to a diving trip - it's important that we do what we can to preserve and protect endangered wildlife such as White Pointers.
 
#17
Could you possibly carve "Hello" on a .950 JDJ and send it his way at 2,200 ft/s?

Thanks awfully, I'll pop you on the Christmas card list.

LB x
 
#19
If you can get Mr Dundee to take him Walk About in the bush... and leave him there. Job jobbed.!!

Oh yes.... could always sell wide-mouth to the brothel keepers in Kings Cross area of Sydney... shurley, Mish Money penny shomebody will take her in....
 

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