bliar coming down under

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by goatrutar, May 8, 2011.

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  1. just saw an ad in the paper. your cunthook
    former pm is coming here to do a speaking
    tour. i can only imagine tickets are worth
    a fortune. presumably here to lecture on
    used car sales.

    if by some chance i can sneek past security,
    did you blokes want me to say hi?
     
  2. tis where we send our criminals :)
     
  3. Any chance you could arrange for Skippy to cause a helicopter crash?
     
  4. hopefully he'll meet some our wonderful
    poisonous wildlife.
     
  5. Australia has, per capita, just as many nutters, freaks, sycophants, and brown nosers as the UK does. They wont let you anywhere near their hero.
     
  6. Yup,please shake him by......the neck,vigorously. 8)
     
  7. unfortunately true. seems to be getting worse.
    makes life difficult for a professional cunt
    like myself.
     
  8. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    If an inland Taipan bit him the poor reptile would suffer an agonising death. As for saying "Hi", please write on a half brick and throw at his bonce.
     
  9. Just do an OBL job on him as he has been angling for the job of European President. The Germans hate him, everybody here except Rubber Face (Nicholas Sarkozy) hates him so why should you be any different? He single-handedly buggered the UK, now he wants to bugger the EU - slot him.
     
  10. Is the Wide Mouthed Frog cashing in on the freebie also?
     
  11. Make sure a Drop Bear gets him.
     
  12. No, too busy filling in his child benefit application
     
  13. Please if you have any feelings for the "Mother Country" arrange for him to remain there, surely a piece of land 6' x 2' x 6' is not too much to ask.

    PS the WMF could go in the same without any health issues.
     
  14. Bury the cnut at sea.Good enough for OBL.
     
  15. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Make sure he gets a good old fashioned wet-shave at the barber school for mongoloids and spastics, just prior to a diving trip - it's important that we do what we can to preserve and protect endangered wildlife such as White Pointers.