Blender joke

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by stejones, Aug 16, 2011.

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  1. What have a belnder and a fanny got in common? You wouldnt want to like either of them out when there on.
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Spelling obviously doesn't bother you!
  3. methinks you meant lick.....but why would anyone lick a blender when its off or on?
  4. What's wrong with going down on a bird when they're on?

  5. Red wings not as popular as they used to be, huh?
  6. Apparently not?! Once you get used to the taste (think cider & black that someone's thrown a handful of shrapnel into, and left to stand for 2 days) it's fine.
  7. Belnder ? wtf
  8. you clearly know what it means

    And ok I know its a shit joke and my shit spelling makes it worse!