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blame my cousin

#1
NOT MINE

A drunk man who smelled like beer
sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face
was plastered with red lipstick,
and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking
out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and
began reading.

After a few minutes the man
turned to the priest and asked,
'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose
living, being with cheap, wicked women,
too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow
man, sleeping around with prostitutes
and lack of a bath.'

The drunk muttered in response,
'Well, I'll be damned, '
Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what
he had said, nudged the man
and apologized. 'I'm very sorry.
I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?'

The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.
I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
 

phil245

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
two Priests sitting on a train, one is filling in a crossword and is stuck on one answer. He says to the other Priest " can you help me please? I am stuck on a question, a four letter word, essentially female, last three letters U N T" the other priest thinks for a minute and says " the answer is AUNT" the first Priest says " thank you, do you have a a rubber"
 
#6
Son said to Dad ''I'm Gay'' Dad looks at his other son and said ''What about you'' Other son said ''Me too Dad'' Dad said Fuck me doesn't anyone in this Fuck'n family like Pussy. Daughter said ''I do''
 

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