blame my cousin

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  1. NOT MINE

    A drunk man who smelled like beer
    sat down on a subway next to a priest.
    The man's tie was stained, his face
    was plastered with red lipstick,
    and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking
    out of his torn coat pocket.
    He opened his newspaper and
    began reading.

    After a few minutes the man
    turned to the priest and asked,
    'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

    The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose
    living, being with cheap, wicked women,
    too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow
    man, sleeping around with prostitutes
    and lack of a bath.'

    The drunk muttered in response,
    'Well, I'll be damned, '
    Then returned to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what
    he had said, nudged the man
    and apologized. 'I'm very sorry.
    I didn't mean to come on so strong.
    How long have you had arthritis?'

    The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.
    I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

    MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
     
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  2. Was the paper the Daily Sketch by any chance??
     
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  3. I think he heard it on Workers Playtime.
     
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why is this in Sick Jokes?
     
  5. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    two Priests sitting on a train, one is filling in a crossword and is stuck on one answer. He says to the other Priest " can you help me please? I am stuck on a question, a four letter word, essentially female, last three letters U N T" the other priest thinks for a minute and says " the answer is AUNT" the first Priest says " thank you, do you have a a rubber"
     
  6. Son said to Dad ''I'm Gay'' Dad looks at his other son and said ''What about you'' Other son said ''Me too Dad'' Dad said Fuck me doesn't anyone in this Fuck'n family like Pussy. Daughter said ''I do''
     
  7. Been done to death in various guises over the years!!!