Blair's Pig

Tony Blair gets out of his official car in front of Number 10 carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The policeman says: "Nice pig, sir."

Blair replies: "This isn't just a pig, constable. This is a purebred Oxford Sandy & Black hog. I got it for Cherie.

The policeman nods his head sagely and says: "Nice trade, sir."

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