Blair the Sheepshagger

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Schaden, May 23, 2007.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Jones the Sheepshagger is sitting in the corner of the pub, crying into his beer and bemoaning his fate. “Did you see that library in the town square?” he asks a passing stranger. “I built that, with my own hands. But do they call me Jones the Book? They do not.

    “And that hospital on the hill? When I sold my business, I donated that out of the kindness of my heart. Half of my profits it took. But do they call me Jones the Doc? They do not.

    “Look at the school, the finest educational establishment in all Wales. It was nothing before I came here. A patch of land. I paid for it all. But do they call me Jones the teacher? They do not.

    “I f*** one sheep . . .” And,
  2. Pretty poor analogy.

    It was the whole country he sh*gged, not just one sheep.
  3. You've clearly missed out on greater 'social change' in England if you can only comment on the Welsh sheep shagger cliché