Tony Blair this week won a $1 million award for his services to the cause of furthering world peace. Confused? I am.
The former prime minister carried off the Dan David Prize for "his exceptional leadership and steadfast determination in helping to engineer agreements and forge lasting solutions to areas in conflict". Iraq, anybody? Or the Lebanon?
He'd better split it with all of us then or I'm not impressed. I propose a massively generous 5% for him based on kinda sorting out NI eventually, and the divide the rest into equal shares with double shares for the families of the fallen, and quadruple for those severely wounded. Seconded?