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Blackpool

#1
I pity anyone living there. I went there not long ago to an away match, trust me, never again. On a casual stroll out on the seafront, I happened to stumble upon a bloke and a woman having an enormous shouting match which descended into violence - the woman smacking the guy in the head then the guy belting the woman. Next thing a copper turns up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts clouting the guy with his truncheon. Then, cutting a long story short the guy wrestles the truncheon from the copper and starts belting his Mrs AND the copper.

Just to cap it all off this crocodile turns up and nicks all the sausages!
 
#5
I pity anyone living there. I went there not long ago to an away matchl, trust me, never again. On a casual stroll out on the seafront, I happened to stumble upon a bloke and a woman having an enormous shouting match which descended into violence - the woman smacking the guy in the head then the guy belting the woman. Next thing a copper turns up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts clouting the guy with his truncheon. Then, cutting a long story short the guy wrestles the truncheon from the copper and starts belting his Mrs AND the copper.

Just to cap it all off this crocodile turns up and nicks all the sausages!
You didn't happen to drop in at Chaps Hotel did you? As it's "Exclusively for gay men only" (no straights or women) you'd have been on to about £1800 compensation when they refused you a single bed.
 
#8
Blackpool! The Las Vagas of the North!

When 'O B 1 Kanobi' said "Never will you find a place full of more wretched scum and villainy" was infact talking about Blackpool, not Alderan!

Pavement pizzas, gangs of drunks looking for a fight, pissed fat slags with corn beef legs stagering around and Bed and Breakfast accomodation that makes the singlies block at Middle Wallop look desirable! Infact the matresses they issue in Middle Wallop have less piss stains on them!

It is indeed a shit-hole! But feck do I love a night out there.............. Quality!
 
#9
Blackpool! The Las Vagas of the North!

When 'O B 1 Kanobi' said "Never will you find a place full of more wretched scum and villainy" was infact talking about Blackpool, not Alderan!

Pavement pizzas, gangs of drunks looking for a fight, pissed fat slags with corn beef legs stagering around and Bed and Breakfast accomodation that makes the singlies block at Middle Wallop look desirable! Infact the matresses they issue in Middle Wallop have less piss stains on them!

It is indeed a shit-hole! But feck do I love a night out there.............. Quality!
It was the space port of Mos Eisley actually. Alderan was the planet the Death Star destroyed.

Pedant hat off, I'm such a geek.
 
#11
It was the space port of Mos Eisley actually. Alderan was the planet the Death Star destroyed.

Pedant hat off, I'm such a geek.
I stand corrected! But then again I was always a bit clueless when it comes to places, maps or knowing where anything is these days! ;-)
 
#13
Best chuckle I've had in ages,but Brum is great-lived here for 20 or so years and never seen a crocodile!
I lived and worked there for a few years, it's as good as anywhere else of similar size. True there are no Crocodiles, but there are whales in the canal.

I heard a Brummie tell his mate that he'd fished two whales outa the cut, but some bastard had whipped the bike frame.
 
#14
Sheepay or anyone else from blackpool can you help me out. What is the name of the chipshop in Blackpool that James Hanratty was supposed to have been caught? This has been bugging me for ages. Haven't been there for ten years at least but went there every year with my gran just because he was caught in it (Arn't old folks bloodthirsty). Never had bourght fish and chips as good since. Or bread cut in tringles (very posh)!
 
#15
Sheepay or anyone else from blackpool can you help me out. What is the name of the chipshop in Blackpool that James Hanratty was supposed to have been caught? This has been bugging me for ages. Haven't been there for ten years at least but went there every year with my gran just because he was caught in it (Arn't old folks bloodthirsty). Never had bourght fish and chips as good since. Or bread cut in tringles (very posh)!
I thought that he was arrested whilst fleeing TO Blackpool? I'm probably wrong though. But I think the chipshop is the same one where Elvis Presley worked after faking his own death.
 
#17
I bow to your greater knowledge jesse. I just hope his Savaloys are better than his fucking singing.

Maybe he changed jobs? he does manage to get about a bit for a dead 'un.
 
#19
Elvis worked in a chippie in Fleetwood. But he's liar and im not su......Off on one there. Googled hanratty wiki says he was caught in Blackpool so it must be true monty. Staff loved to tell the tale as well. The chippie was off the front near the old uber bogs (ah the joys of Blackpool). You went down stairs to eat in. upstairs was the takeaway.
 

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