Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Sep 4, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A teacher takes her class to a wildlife hospital, where they saw many different animals and birds. The next day, she asked them 'what animals did you see yesterday?'. Jane puts her hand up and says ' i saw an owl.' teacher says 'what do owls say' Jane says 'to witt to woo.' billy puts his hand up and says 'i saw a fox '. Teacher says 'what do foxes say?' billy says 'bark bark' johnny says ' i saw a blackbird' teacher says ' what do blackbirds say' johnny says ' go on Leroy, stick it up me arse'