Black & White Cock

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by shagnasty, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Bloke asks his mate Chalky, “How is it you black fellahs have such huge cocks?”

    Chalky replies, “It’s training that does it mate. When we’re youngsters our mum hangs a pebble on it to stretch it and as we get older she increases the size of the weight. By the time you get to my age you’ve got the equivalent of a baby’s arm as a weapon. You should try it.”

    A few days later Chalky bumps into his pal. “How’s the training going mate?”

    “Bit uncomfortable I must admit but then I had to start later than you did, so I’ve tied a house brick to my cock to get things off to a fast start.”

    “So any improvement?” laughs Chalky.

    “Well,” his mate replies, “I can’t see my cock getting any longer just yet……..but it’s certainly turning black!”