Black tie, or brown?

#1
That is the question. The Arrse awards are nearly up, and down the NAAFI bar the buiscuits are being laid out on paper plates, outdated cans of Tesco continental lager are being stacked up. It is the event of the year. I am flummoxed as to what to wear. Naked, with the Mess Webley hanging on a very flexible lanyard is my choice....
 
#3
Scrof mate, unless you turn up in a tall wooden box, you won't be appreciated. Getting up the stairs to receive your Most Annoying Twat of the Year Award might be tricky though...
 
#4
Scrofula take it from a female perspective. There is NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER any reason to wear a brown tie unless you're up in court charged with 12 counts of murder.
 
#6
Try a bib and hand mouth co-ordination and loose the brown tie. Who knows you might even get laid more often :wink:
 
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#7
Hand to mouth co-ordination is not always an option when the pre-dinner appetizers have been properly served. Will stay with the brown ties.
 
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#8
Mind you, if there is enough decent plonk with dinner, and good brandy for afters, getting laid is not an option either.
 
#9
Post a pic of exactly how brown we're talking about here. Are they more Raw umber brown or a more subtle ochre brown :wink:
 
#11
Get in touch with your feminine side for a moment, i know you have one. okay while no one is paying attention, cause they're not. They're all surfing for porn :wink: What brown are we talking about here? I've even gave you a colour chart
 

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#12
You are missing the whole point. The brown of the tie is dictated by the colour of the soup, and or gravy. What is so hard to understand. Get in touch with your masculine side, it will have brain cells.
 
#14
My masculine side is saying that women really go for men with food stains on their clothes. It's also saying it wishes it could divulge how it really feels about stuff like love and shades of colour.....it's exact words were " colour and love well you ken what i mean!


I never said maroon was a shade of brown. BnQ did, i know maroon is a shade of red unless it on a jambo then it's brown, shitty brown!

And who's gonna fill me in, you? Yeah you and who's army??? :lol: :lol:
 
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intergeri said:
My masculine side is saying that women really go for men with food stains on their clothes. It's also saying it wishes it could divulge how it really feels about stuff like love and shades of colour.....it's exact words were " colour and love well you ken what i mean!


I never said maroon was a shade of brown. BnQ did, i know maroon is a shade of red unless it on a jambo then it's brown, shitty brown!

And who's gonna fill me in, you? Yeah you and who's army??? :lol: :lol:
Not sure what a jambo is and I'm not sure I want to. Is Gwar a shade of brown? :lol:
 
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Markintime said:
intergeri said:
My masculine side is saying that women really go for men with food stains on their clothes. It's also saying it wishes it could divulge how it really feels about stuff like love and shades of colour.....it's exact words were " colour and love well you ken what i mean!


I never said maroon was a shade of brown. BnQ did, i know maroon is a shade of red unless it on a jambo then it's brown, shitty brown!

And who's gonna fill me in, you? Yeah you and who's army??? :lol: :lol:
Not sure what a jambo is and I'm not sure I want to. Is Gwar a shade of brown? :lol:

I'm scunnered that you don't know what a Jambo is! Are you a radge? Can't believe you're so gleekit Markintime.
If you want to have a go correcting this into the queen's english then that would be barry :D

Gwar is technically a shade of orange!
 
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intergeri said:
Post a pic of exactly how brown we're talking about here. Are they more Raw umber brown or a more subtle ochre brown :wink:
Scrofula

Never mind all that 'raw umber / subtle ochre' gay bolliox, if the event is directly related to the passing of a person from the here to the hereafter then a black tie is the accepted, indeed the expected, mode of dress. Any thing else whatsoever and you can wear your brown tie with pride old chap.

Burnt fcuking ochre my arrse!

HN
 
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HappyNomad said:
intergeri said:
Post a pic of exactly how brown we're talking about here. Are they more Raw umber brown or a more subtle ochre brown :wink:
Scrofula

Never mind all that 'raw umber / subtle ochre' gay bolliox, if the event is directly related to the passing of a person from the here to the hereafter then a black tie is the accepted, indeed the expected, mode of dress. Any thing else whatsoever and you can wear your brown tie with pride old chap.

Burnt fcuking ochre my arrse!

HN
Burnt fcuking ochre is far too light a shade to be the colour of your arrse, i would definately say it was closer to raw fcuking umber but that's just my opinion.
 
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intergeri said:
Markintime said:
intergeri said:
My masculine side is saying that women really go for men with food stains on their clothes. It's also saying it wishes it could divulge how it really feels about stuff like love and shades of colour.....it's exact words were " colour and love well you ken what i mean!


I never said maroon was a shade of brown. BnQ did, i know maroon is a shade of red unless it on a jambo then it's brown, shitty brown!

And who's gonna fill me in, you? Yeah you and who's army??? :lol: :lol:
Not sure what a jambo is and I'm not sure I want to. Is Gwar a shade of brown? :lol:

I'm scunnered that you don't know what a Jambo is! Are you a radge? Can't believe you're so gleekit Markintime.
If you want to have a go (at) (translating)correcting this into the (Q)queen's (E)english then that would be barry :D

Gwar is technically a shade of orange!
I'm afraid that I can't translate it at all but I have corrected your errors :lol: Thanks for the 'heads up' on the official categorisation of Gwar.
 
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