black pen or blue pen

#21
doctrine said:
Waterman fountain pen , personal and informal letters blue ink and black ink for formal and official letters
Obviously with a mouth wand attachment.

Why would you need to use a pen when you cant even be trusted with a crayola?

Fuckwit
 
#22
I have it on good authority that chief constables use green ink - Parker keeps them supplied.

Also, scientifically established fact that use of green ink is indicative of mental instability!
 
#23
The Lord Flasheart said:
doctrine said:
Waterman fountain pen , personal and informal letters blue ink and black ink for formal and official letters
Obviously with a mouth wand attachment.

Why would you need to use a pen when you cant even be trusted with a crayola?

Fuckwit
Flashy is your second occupation a car sales man because you put your comments together like a string of pearls :D
 
#25
Wessex_Man said:
I have it on good authority that chief constables use green ink - Parker keeps them supplied.

Also, scientifically established fact that use of green ink is indicative of mental instability!
That would explain why my boss writes all her memos and reviews in green.
 
#26
Dale the snail said:
doctrine said:
Waterman fountain pen , personal and informal letters blue ink and black ink for formal and official letters
And green ink for doctrine.




Now shut up bitch, you are hurting my eyes.
Dale, aren't you feeling very well? Have you got PMT? Go and have a lie down.
 
#27
doctrine said:
Dale the snail said:
doctrine said:
Waterman fountain pen , personal and informal letters blue ink and black ink for formal and official letters
And green ink for doctrine.




Now shut up bitch, you are hurting my eyes.
Dale, aren't you feeling very well? Have you got PMT? Go and have a lie down.
I wish you were suffering from PFCYHOEYK*. I'm a blerk, going to ask me if I've got a hormonal imbalance?




*[Post Flash Cutting Your Head Off and Eating Your Kittens]
 
#29
doctrine said:
Dale, aren't you feeling very well? Have you got PMT? Go and have a lie down.
SHUT UP

I would love to have a lie down, unfortunately, I have to work.
 
#30
Dale the snail said:
doctrine said:
Dale, aren't you feeling very well? Have you got PMT? Go and have a lie down.
SHUT UP

I would love to have a lie down, unfortunately, I have to work.
Now thats a classic, possibly the funniest thing you've ever posted. (some might think that isn't too difficult though)
 
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#31
Dale the snail said:
doctrine said:
Dale, aren't you feeling very well? Have you got PMT? Go and have a lie down.
SHUT UP

I would love to have a lie down, unfortunately, I have to work.
If you became a benefit scrounger like doctrine then you wouldn’t have that problem :wink:
 
#32
Licking disabled kittens clean isn't work Dale, you should see it as an honour and a privilege.
 
#34
I use turquoise in my mont blanc. That way, everyone knows Cuddles has staffed the paper work and it is time to take serious note!! I switched to turquoise a few years ago, when I was still planning on rising to the toppest top; I thought it would be a happy half-way house between blue and green ink! ;)
 
#35
Use BLINK, it's a cross between dull black and happy pink, sort of somewhere in between being run over by a bus and winning the world cup type of mood
 
#36
Goku said:
Dale the snail said:
doctrine said:
Dale, aren't you feeling very well? Have you got PMT? Go and have a lie down.
SHUT UP

I would love to have a lie down, unfortunately, I have to work.
If you became a benefit scrounger like doctrine then you wouldn’t have that problem :wink:
GOKU what evidence do you have stating i am on benefits , :? News to me

If you think having a £20,000 student loan being a benefit scrounger are you going to pay it off for me GOKU
 
#37
Yes Goku, where do you get off suggesting any benefits apply to Doctrine?
 
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#39
doctrine said:
Goku said:
Dale the snail said:
doctrine said:
Dale, aren't you feeling very well? Have you got PMT? Go and have a lie down.
SHUT UP

I would love to have a lie down, unfortunately, I have to work.
If you became a benefit scrounger like doctrine then you wouldn’t have that problem :wink:
GOKU what evidence do you have stating i am on benefits , :? News to me

If you think having a £20,000 student loan being a benefit scrounger are you going to pay it off for me GOKU
Looks like a cheap council house to me

 

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