Black nasty - best used for...

#2
If only Gwar Spice's dancers on Saif Sareea 2 had been as fit as her. The black nasty they used then should have been wrapped around their heads, not their stumpy midriffs.
 
#3
One way to get a close cut Brazilian
 
#4
Black nasty....best used for.....

errr....fixing tanks n trucks?...............................just saying!....:)
 
#5
Black nasty....best used for.....

errr....fixing tanks n trucks?...............................just saying!....:)
BDR maybe, wrapped around the nether regions of a fit lass like that? Definitely.
 
#6
If only Gwar Spice's dancers on Saif Sareea 2 had been as fit as her. The black nasty they used then should have been wrapped around their heads, not their stumpy midriffs.
Oh, I don't know. They looked alright in the back of my LandRover shuttling from the airfield to the stage and back at Camp Fairburn.
 
#8
Just wait 'til she tries to pull it off!!

Cancel that, wait 5 mins it'll drop off by itself.
Closely followed by a shrivelled scrotum and button mushroom cock
 
#9
#12
Maintaining PERSEC
 
#13
I use it as a cheap babysitter
You need to put black nasty over the baby and ducks eyes (possibly mouth aswell) to hide their identity...you never know if the duck will become a Walt.
 
#14
You need to put black nasty over the baby and ducks eyes (possibly mouth aswell) to hide their identity...you never know if the duck will become a Walt.
this is not my very well behaved child (yeah right) , obviously it's the little gobshite from next door, so i don't really care for it's PERSEC
 
#15
You've got to have sympathy for joelndec's daughter. Having hairy nipples is so embarassing. Obviously her miserly soldier father wouldn't lend her the money for a proper waxing session.
 

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#17
And here I was expecting a thread on water- and wind-proofing the local-build commander's windscreen and driver's side-hatch glazing on a Mark 1 Ferret.

Ho hum.
 

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