Black garters are the secret to ladies slimness...

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by BoomShackerLacker, Nov 26, 2006.

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  1. This is one of those appealing articles that conjures an image or four. But, the main point being: 'We have so much to learn about food from the French..."

    Ooh lala

    Serious point:
  2. very disapointing - no pictures of young french fillies with black garters - D-Oh!!

    We , as a nation also eat back to front!

    We should eat along the lines of the Israeli diet - large breakfast, minimal lunch and evening meal.

    Brits eat a light breakfast and lunch followed by a heavy evening meal - and all that energy is just going to be stored (as fat) instead of being burned off!!
  3. Great point. And now instead of asking my current bun to 'eat like an Italian', which previously had absolved the requirement to eat 'as if next to Her Madgeness', now the SOP is to eat like the French... slowly does it.

    Fine at home but in these enlightened times the corporate view is still to miss lunch (oh what a hero I am!) and then go for the business dinner nicely mixed with the anxiety of 'doing business' which is a recipe for galloping back blasts when crawling into the pit.