black box

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Allspark, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for
    the very first time.

    The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum
    hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

    Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
    The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

    The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange

    'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

    The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be
    floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

    The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...

    What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

    The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't
    wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da Black Box first'

  2. You are Jim Davidson and I claim my £5.