"bite him Monty, teach him some respect"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smallbrownprivates, Aug 19, 2012.

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    Or the two cavalier king charles of the apocalypse.
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  2. Do these idiots get taught nothing?

    Dog bites royal family member - non story.
    Royal family member bites dog - stop the presses.

    Royal dogs attack other dog - who gives a shit?
  3. Too bad it wasn't Beatrice...
  4. Corgis don't come from Jam Butty Land! They come from the Evil West, land of the first Mrs Maximus, she who could boil eggs with a look....
  5. Don't care.

    If you have enough knowledge of the land across the DMZ (AKA Offa's Dyke) or outside of SENTA, to make geographical shadings for acceptability of the local population, you're a lost cause and should be classified as "dead to those who once cared for you".
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  6. I wouldn't mind a nibble on Beatrice

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  7. A nibble!!!
    Size of you she'd get lost between your teeth ffs :wink:
  8. Watch what you say or I'll give you a venomous glare

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    Brilliant, nicking that for facebook
  10. I can cope with that, just don't try and nibble me :wink:
  11. Oooh, I could stamp my foot....
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  12. Even on a slow news day this has to be one of the most pointless non-stories ever.