Bit of a Problem

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SteelyEye, Jun 25, 2012.

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  1. Allreet lads.

    Bit embarrasin ah no, but wondrin if youse could help.

    I've been havin it away wi me troopys missus and she's preggers.
    She's made up over it like, thinks that she can pass it of as her bloke as they av been tryin fur ages.

    She's not told im yet an ahve sed wait til 12 week like.

    Problem is, she's dunt know that troopys had snip. How the ell am ah gunna sort it?
  2. Have you tried the Search Function?
  3. Kill yourself you boring fucking cunt.
  4. or spell check
  5. As soon as the baby is born swap it with yourself then all sorted and no more guards for you Marra.

    Not even a 2/10 for this effort, must try harder.
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  6. I didn't know that the Infantry had Troopies.
  7. Sarah Vaughan - April in Paris - YouTube
  8. The snip isn't 100% perfect. Although my surgeon told me if my missus got up the duff after he'd done the job on my knackers, she was over the side.
    I don't expect you'll understand that as you sound like a complete thick cunt. You're probably best off legging it, as you'll not man up and face your responsibilities either way. Twat.
  9. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    simples - become a disciple for the fruit of the immaculate conception and name the baby brian.

  10. Hes alwuys on the booze shaggin roun like, she turned to me and it jus kinda hapened
  11. Would you like a vol au vent?
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  12. ahd like a vent
  13. Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin
    Passing the folks along the road
    And all of them were starin'
    All the lads and lasses there
    They all had smilin' faces
    Gannin along the Scotswood Road
    To see the Blaydon Races
  14. Fat lot of use youse lot ar
  15. Tad harsh, unless you know the full story.

    Not being rude, but are you a hedge baby?