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bit of a poser

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bit of a poser
Think you have an open mind? Test yourself.
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[Question 1:]

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already?
Three of whom were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
And she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion??
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

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[Question 2:]

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the
Facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate [A]: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate : He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate [C]: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
An occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone else.

Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic !!
 
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Ive just created a world with lots of hitler and no beethoven!

Sayin that though, hitler did a lot of good work, aside from the whole war and holocaust business: He got the german economy back on its feet, and put some national pride back into the germans....more than our Dear Leader has done...
 
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BTW, I am in no way an advocate of Hitler, and I think he was a very evil man. I only respect him for what he managed to do prior to about 1935, in the sense tha he got germany wealthy, and managed to become chancellor from very humble beginnings.
 
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duckiciao said:
BTW, I am in no way an advocate of Hitler, and I think he was a very evil man. I only respect him for what he managed to do prior to about 1935, in the sense tha he got germany wealthy, and managed to become chancellor from very humble beginnings.
Thats true mate, but it all went a bit downhill after 1935. But I see your point, he managed to reduce unemployment to almost nothing by emplying the people in public works.

Chavs building roads.....sounds like a plan!
 
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Praetorian said:
duckiciao said:
BTW, I am in no way an advocate of Hitler, and I think he was a very evil man. I only respect him for what he managed to do prior to about 1935, in the sense tha he got germany wealthy, and managed to become chancellor from very humble beginnings.
Thats true mate, but it all went a bit downhill after 1935. But I see your point, he managed to reduce unemployment to almost nothing by emplying the people in public works.

Chavs building roads.....sounds like a plan!
What would we do with all the pikeys if we did that?
 
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duckiciao said:
He got the german economy back on its feet
A commonly held view, which is complete bollocs. He created an economy which was enterely dependent military expansion, conquest and slave labour. When that started drying up germany was on its arrse.
 
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whit_RE said:
Praetorian said:
duckiciao said:
BTW, I am in no way an advocate of Hitler, and I think he was a very evil man. I only respect him for what he managed to do prior to about 1935, in the sense tha he got germany wealthy, and managed to become chancellor from very humble beginnings.
Thats true mate, but it all went a bit downhill after 1935. But I see your point, he managed to reduce unemployment to almost nothing by emplying the people in public works.

Chavs building roads.....sounds like a plan!
What would we do with all the pikeys if we did that?
Paras mate
 

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