bit of a poser

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  1. bit of a poser
    Think you have an open mind? Test yourself.
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    [Question 1:]

    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already?
    Three of whom were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
    And she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion??
    Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

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    [Question 2:]

    It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the
    Facts about the three leading candidates:

    Candidate [A]: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
    He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate : He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
    College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate [C]: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
    An occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

    Which of these candidates would be your choice?

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    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

    And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone else.

    Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic !!
     
  2. Blimey - I guessed Winston so voted B, but am depressed at my lack of historical knowledge!
     
  3. Well bugger me!!! Very interesting
     
  4. Ive just created a world with lots of hitler and no beethoven!

    Sayin that though, hitler did a lot of good work, aside from the whole war and holocaust business: He got the german economy back on its feet, and put some national pride back into the germans....more than our Dear Leader has done...
     
  5. BTW, I am in no way an advocate of Hitler, and I think he was a very evil man. I only respect him for what he managed to do prior to about 1935, in the sense tha he got germany wealthy, and managed to become chancellor from very humble beginnings.
     
  6. Thats true mate, but it all went a bit downhill after 1935. But I see your point, he managed to reduce unemployment to almost nothing by emplying the people in public works.

    Chavs building roads.....sounds like a plan!
     
  7. What would we do with all the pikeys if we did that?
     
  8. Churchill was a good wartime leader but fcuk me, he was fooking shite at everything else...
     
  9. Gallipoli was not one of his better moments either!
     
  10. A commonly held view, which is complete bollocs. He created an economy which was enterely dependent military expansion, conquest and slave labour. When that started drying up germany was on its arrse.
     
  11. Certainly makes you think doesnt it?
     
  12. But even so, Germans were better off during Nazi rule than during the years of the Weimar Republic. A new government cabinet every 3/4 months!
     
  13. i votrd Winston (dont know what that means)
     
  14. oops voted
     
  15. Paras mate