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Bisexual walts

#1
Where the hell do they get off?

They bang on and f king on about it but find them a willing partner of the same sex and it's:

1) Don't fancy him/her.
2) I'm washing my hair.
3) I'd like to but it's my period/rugby match/ mum's birthday/dog's wedding.


For fuck's sake!
 
#2
EX_STAB said:
Where the hell do they get off?

They bang on and f king on about it but find them a willing partner of the same sex and it's:

1) Don't fancy him/her.
2) I'm washing my hair.
3) I'd like to but it's my period/rugby match/ mum's birthday/dog's wedding.


For *'s sake!
Just pin him down and suck his c ock.
 
#3
shortfuse said:
EX_STAB said:
Where the hell do they get off?

They bang on and f king on about it but find them a willing partner of the same sex and it's:

1) Don't fancy him/her.
2) I'm washing my hair.
3) I'd like to but it's my period/rugby match/ mum's birthday/dog's wedding.


For *'s sake!
Just pin him down and suck his c ock.
Only if he gives a reach around at the same time.
 
#12
EX_STAB said:
Where the hell do they get off?

They bang on and f king on about it but find them a willing partner of the same sex and it's:

1) Don't fancy him/her.
2) I'm washing my hair.
3) I'd like to but it's my period/rugby match/ mum's birthday/dog's wedding.


For *'s sake!
Mate, I suspected when I met you but if I would have known for sure, I would have never squashed your stool ;)

If you really fancy him, just let him know, there is no need to justify it by including a token woman.

Just do me a favour afterwards and kill yourself with a cyanide injection.
 
#13
The_Snail said:
FiveAlpha said:
Dirty, alcoholic scrubber with a penchant for frozen pork products.
Your point being?

Still no answer lovelumps..........

Scared of a hermer and a slut are you?
ARRSEs finest on the rampage again?
What's the nasty FiveAlpha man done, apart from stating the obvious of course.
 
#14
Aunty Stella said:
EX_STAB said:
Where the hell do they get off?

They bang on and f king on about it but find them a willing partner of the same sex and it's:

1) Don't fancy him/her.
2) I'm washing my hair.
3) I'd like to but it's my period/rugby match/ mum's birthday/dog's wedding.


For *'s sake!
Mate, I suspected when I met you but if I would have known for sure, I would have never squashed your stool ;)

If you really fancy him, just let him know, there is no need to justify it by including a token woman.

Just do me a favour afterwards and kill yourself with a cyanide injection.
Well forgive me for being comfortable in my heterosexuality! :D
 
#18
squeekingsapper said:
Aunty Stella said:
EX_STAB said:
Well forgive me for being comfortable in my heterosexuality! :D
I'd hazard to comment that sh*gging Dale puts that statement right on the edge of truthfulness :)
and in a taxi of all places....
Ah, the old "I'll get the coma'd woman home in this Taxi, lads.... No I'll be OK ..no don't need no help...Bye!!" ploy employed to full advantage again, eh? :twisted:
Still bit of a twist on it being the woman taking advantage of the coma'd man. 8O
 

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