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Biscuits_AB - so where has he gone?

#1
Biscuits' last post was on 14 Dec 07:

Last Post....

Have we lost him? Did Caubeen take him out?

Or did one of his clients realise who had pulled the reversed batteries in the TV remote trick - and take out a contract?

Or is he in nick?

Litotes
 
#4
Biscuits_AB never actually existed.

Software developed by BFG9000 and Bad CO created 'him'. 'He' was actually just lots of lines of coding but metamorphosised into what appeared to be a human character. Pure coincidence as the programme was actually designed as an online spellchecker to convert ancient Hebrew scriptures into Mockney rhyming slang. Think of the film 'Weird Science' with Kelly Le Brock but instead of a really horny chick appearing after a slight computer accident, Father Jack appears instead.

'He' disappeared after Bad CO accidentally ran a virus check on his ZX Spectrum and now resides as a chartered accountant in Rhyl.
 
#5
I heard he had to hide away in a convent school full of nuns because the bandsmen were after him with their trombones after the abuse he gave them on that thread last year.

On the other hand there was a definate spark between biccies and Slug...........well more like an electric chair.
 
#7
I definitely spoke to AB in the chatroom during either Jan or Feb. Although obviously if the rozzers come a calling, "I aint seen Nuffink"
 
#8
Notice he and Ross Kemp have both disappeared from sight at the same time !! Coincidence or what !!
 
#9
#12
af1033 said:
halo_jones said:
Litotes said:
_Artemis_ said:
He's found lurrve, apparently...
Dale or BigBird?

Litotes
I cannot tell a lie.......... :p
You cannot spell either, at least not on your web site, lets see would I use a graphics designer who either can't spell or even use a spell checker....er no I wouldn't.

3/10 must do better

Bite me! It seems i can spell that... :roll:
 
#13
Litotes said:
_Artemis_ said:
He's found lurrve, apparently...
Dale or BigBird?

Litotes
Following extensive searching of all crevices (and crevasses) i can confirm that Biccies is nowhere about my fragrant person!
............There is however a suspiciously newly dug flower bed in dale's garden!
 

the_boy_syrup

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#14
bigbird67 said:
Litotes said:
_Artemis_ said:
He's found lurrve, apparently...
Dale or BigBird?

Litotes
Following extensive searching of all crevices (and crevasses) i can confirm that Biccies is nowhere about my fragrant person!
............There is however a suspiciously newly dug flower bed in dale's garden!
Is it worth me having a fiver on a "bet her gardener and his mate didn't dig it" style gamble :wink:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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Reviews Editor
#15
bigbird67 said:
Litotes said:
_Artemis_ said:
He's found lurrve, apparently...
Dale or BigBird?

Litotes
Following extensive searching of all crevices (and crevasses) i can confirm that Biccies is nowhere about my fragrant person!
............There is however a suspiciously newly dug flower bed in dale's garden!
I suspect you consumed him. After dipping him in your triple creamed coffee, with syrup and extra sugar. I believe the name 'biscuits' may have caused you some confusion.
 
#16
nah... now if he'd been chocolatebiscuits_AB we could be onto something :D
 
#17
old_fat_and_hairy said:
bigbird67 said:
Litotes said:
_Artemis_ said:
He's found lurrve, apparently...
Dale or BigBird?

Litotes
Following extensive searching of all crevices (and crevasses) i can confirm that Biccies is nowhere about my fragrant person!
............There is however a suspiciously newly dug flower bed in dale's garden!
I suspect you consumed him. After dipping him in your triple creamed coffee, with syrup and extra sugar. I believe the name 'biscuits' may have caused you some confusion.

Easily done, and besides you say that 'like its such a bad thing' also... 8O
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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Reviews Editor
#18
bigbird67 said:
nah... now if he'd been chocolatebiscuits_AB we could be onto something :D
Chocolate? You have never been fussy, dear lady. Anything would normally do.
Incidentally, love your new picture, you have lost considerable weight though.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#19
Random_Task said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Biscuits_AB never actually existed.

Software developed by BFG9000 and Bad CO created 'him'. 'He' was actually just lots of lines of coding but metamorphosised into what appeared to be a human character. Pure coincidence as the programme was actually designed as an online spellchecker to convert ancient Hebrew scriptures into Mockney rhyming slang. Think of the film 'Weird Science' with Kelly Le Brock but instead of a really horny chick appearing after a slight computer accident, Father Jack appears instead.

'He' disappeared after Bad CO accidentally ran a virus check on his ZX Spectrum and now resides as a chartered accountant in Rhyl.
Rumour has it he got an ASBO when after coming 2nd in the North Wales Indoor Bowls championship,he said a rude word to the Bowls Club Chairmans wife. An appeal is being mounted.
As is the afore mentioned lady!
 
#20
af1033 said:
halo_jones said:
Litotes said:
_Artemis_ said:
He's found lurrve, apparently...
Dale or BigBird?

Litotes
I cannot tell a lie.......... :p
You cannot spell either, at least not on your web site, lets see would I use a graphics designer who either can't spell or even use a spell checker....er no I wouldn't.

3/10 must do better
If you're going to carp at the spelling of others, do make sure your own prose is above reproach. Being a contraction, "let's" takes an apostrophe.

When are you going to use a graphics designer anyway? Mummy won't even let you choose the wallpaper in your bedroom.
 

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