Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Mar 26, 2011.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. McVitties have just brought out a new biscuit range, "CLITORIS CREAMS" They guarantee, "One lick & you'll want to eat the whole box."

    (The ginger ones are an acquired taste.)
    • Like Like x 1
  2. Snigger...
  3. Very good 12345678910
  4. But I love gingers lol
  5. How do you find them?
  6. You Gingerist |-O
  7. Quite gingery to be honest ;-)
  8. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

    Men always miss them.

  9. So are the chocolate, they get them hooked early!

    Attached Files:

  10. lmaoooooooooooooo

  11. The smell?
  12. Will they be doing a "monthly special" which is a cross between the Clitoris Cream, and a Jammy dodger?
    • Like Like x 1
  13. Will there be the Cheesy Cracker as well
  14. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    what do you call a bag of cnuts? clitoris allsorts.
  15. Not biscuit related FAIL!!