Birthday prezzie suggestion for fat Scouse ex- Tankie

#1
Father-in-law descibed above. :twisted:

Interests are beer, gee gees and Liverpool FC. A lapdance would kill him!

Please restrict suggestions to the following ratio:

1 sensible to 3 piss takes

Ta very muchly,

P-T
 
#4
A black curly wig, fake tash and an Austin Allegro ? :D

(Seriously though, there is a memoribilia shop in Manchester that does cracking prints of teams with screen printed signitures)
 
#5
a set of gloves, a balaclava and a tool fine ejusting.
 
#7
damn. you beat me... fine then get him a pen..
 
#8
reni_77 said:
A black curly wig, fake tash and an Austin Allegro ? :D

(Seriously though, there is a memoribilia shop in Manchester that does cracking prints of teams with screen printed signitures)
Cheers Reni, gud one :cheers:
 
#9
Gracie said:
If he is from Liverpool get him tickets for The Grand National its only a few weeks away...
That would be spot on. He only lives a couple of miles from Aintree. Cheers :)
 
#10
1. New shell-suit
2. Elizabeth Duke gift voucher
3. Xenical (available over the counter soon)
4. Michael Jackson's Complete guide to single malt scotch whiskey if he likes reading and whiskey.
 
#12
postman_twit said:
reni_77 said:
A black curly wig, fake tash and an Austin Allegro ? :D

(Seriously though, there is a memoribilia shop in Manchester that does cracking prints of teams with screen printed signitures)
Cheers Reni, gud one :cheers:
Ill get the contact details from you rthis afternoon. Ill PM it.
 
#13
I'll say it as no one else has
One of my commissioned pictures of him?
 
#15
To all posters. Some great suggestions, thank you. By my reckoning the final ratio was about 1:2!

Cheers

P-T
 
#17
What about a picture of Joleon Lescot looking up at the Kop after scoring today...and mouthing "FCUK OFF BACK TO NORWAY...YOU FCUKING WNAKERS!!!"
 

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#18
Arthur3bums said:
I'll say it as no one else has
One of my commissioned pictures of him?
Think you could do him a pic of a Chieftain on bricks?
 
#20
twosugarsnomilk said:
A season ticket for Everton.
You mean you have to BUY them?
 
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