Birthday prezzie suggestion for fat Scouse ex- Tankie

Father-in-law descibed above. :twisted:

Interests are beer, gee gees and Liverpool FC. A lapdance would kill him!

Please restrict suggestions to the following ratio:

1 sensible to 3 piss takes

Ta very muchly,

P-T
 
A black curly wig, fake tash and an Austin Allegro ? :D

(Seriously though, there is a memoribilia shop in Manchester that does cracking prints of teams with screen printed signitures)
 

zubrzycki

War Hero
a set of gloves, a balaclava and a tool fine ejusting.
 

Gracie

War Hero
If he is from Liverpool get him tickets for The Grand National its only a few weeks away...
 

zubrzycki

War Hero
damn. you beat me... fine then get him a pen..
 
reni_77 said:
A black curly wig, fake tash and an Austin Allegro ? :D

(Seriously though, there is a memoribilia shop in Manchester that does cracking prints of teams with screen printed signitures)
Cheers Reni, gud one :cheers:
 
Gracie said:
If he is from Liverpool get him tickets for The Grand National its only a few weeks away...
That would be spot on. He only lives a couple of miles from Aintree. Cheers :)
 

redsquirrel

War Hero
1. New shell-suit
2. Elizabeth Duke gift voucher
3. Xenical (available over the counter soon)
4. Michael Jackson's Complete guide to single malt scotch whiskey if he likes reading and whiskey.
 
postman_twit said:
reni_77 said:
A black curly wig, fake tash and an Austin Allegro ? :D

(Seriously though, there is a memoribilia shop in Manchester that does cracking prints of teams with screen printed signitures)
Cheers Reni, gud one :cheers:
Ill get the contact details from you rthis afternoon. Ill PM it.
 
I'll say it as no one else has
One of my commissioned pictures of him?
 
To all posters. Some great suggestions, thank you. By my reckoning the final ratio was about 1:2!

Cheers

P-T
 
What about a picture of Joleon Lescot looking up at the Kop after scoring today...and mouthing "FCUK OFF BACK TO NORWAY...YOU FCUKING WNAKERS!!!"
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
Arthur3bums said:
I'll say it as no one else has
One of my commissioned pictures of him?
Think you could do him a pic of a Chieftain on bricks?
 
twosugarsnomilk said:
A season ticket for Everton.
You mean you have to BUY them?
 

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