Birthday prezzie suggestion for fat Scouse ex- Tankie

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  1. Father-in-law descibed above. :twisted:

    Interests are beer, gee gees and Liverpool FC. A lapdance would kill him!

    Please restrict suggestions to the following ratio:

    1 sensible to 3 piss takes

    Ta very muchly,

  2. Anything nicked should be appropriate :D
  3. A Gastric band!
  4. A black curly wig, fake tash and an Austin Allegro ? :D

    (Seriously though, there is a memoribilia shop in Manchester that does cracking prints of teams with screen printed signitures)
  5. a set of gloves, a balaclava and a tool fine ejusting.
  6. If he is from Liverpool get him tickets for The Grand National its only a few weeks away...
  7. damn. you beat me... fine then get him a pen..
  8. Cheers Reni, gud one :cheers:
  9. That would be spot on. He only lives a couple of miles from Aintree. Cheers :)
  10. 1. New shell-suit
    2. Elizabeth Duke gift voucher
    3. Xenical (available over the counter soon)
    4. Michael Jackson's Complete guide to single malt scotch whiskey if he likes reading and whiskey.
  11. Not strictly in keeping with your desired ratio of serious:piss-taking,

    Season ticket for Goddison Park?
  12. Ill get the contact details from you rthis afternoon. Ill PM it.
  13. I'll say it as no one else has
    One of my commissioned pictures of him?
  14. To all posters. Some great suggestions, thank you. By my reckoning the final ratio was about 1:2!